party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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