Yo dont text me then not text me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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