It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so let's talk penis.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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