I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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