he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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