if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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