Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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