i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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