Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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