They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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