he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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