What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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