do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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