508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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