I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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