So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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