I think i peed on brittanys purse
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
COCAINE IS GR8
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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