I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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