There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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