On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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