Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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