I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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