Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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