i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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