I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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