you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
