How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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