We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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