We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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