Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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