Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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