I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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