hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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