Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
