Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
