so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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