the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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