Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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