xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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