She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I look better un-naked...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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