i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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