so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
