I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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