it wasn't lemon gatorade
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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