I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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