is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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