She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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