But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
