Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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