In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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